Things he Says

G and Daddy were doing bedtime routine things the other night. They're doing the usual things like brushing and flossing teeth, etc. G says, "When I'm seven, I can floss by myself, and I can brush my teeth by myself, and I can have a phone."

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On Saturday, G and I were out doing a couple things and I told him we were going to stop by HEB for a few things on the way home. He asked if we could go to big HEB (the HEB PLUS), but I told him no, because it was out of the way and I didn't want to drive over in that direction.

He told me, "You don't have the Christmas spirit."

It was February. 

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Knock knock

Who's there

Who's there

Who's there who

A banana--At least I didn't say chocolate milk and ice cream 

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How about you guys start calling me Gayster?

Rick Astley in the Flesh

I got rickrolled (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling) by my 4 year old tonight. 

We were doing bedtime stuff, and he asked me to tell him a story. I start to tell him a story about how he was a little baby and then he grew and grew and now he's a big boy, and just as I'm finishing up, he starts singing

"Never gonna give you up..."

Well played, son. 

Click if you dare:

http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ