Mom, I'm Upside Down Man.
I do upside down things to people.
And save the world by reaching my arms to pick up trash and put it in the can.
I'm a super hero.
But I don't need a cape, because Iron Man doesn't have a cape.
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Mom, you're wasting all your time. You're not going to get any hugs because you spent all your time kissing me.
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G: I hope that in our next house, I don't have my own bed.
Me: Who's going to be in your bed with you?
G: I'll be in your bed with you guys!
Me: <silently> No, child. No you won't.
