More Quotes

<ever-so-slightly paraphrased>

"Mom, at night, when I'm sleeping, my muscles don't make me strong. They jump out and sleep on the ceiling. Then when I wake up, they jump back in my body to make me strong. That's what your muscles and Daddy's muscles do, too. Did you even know that?"

"He knows when you are sleeping. 

He knows when you're awake. 

He knows when you've been better,

So be better for the steak."

"Dec-orate the halls with jelly.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"